The Phantom Ocean

Phantom Ocean

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The Phantom Ocean is where ships go to die. It does not matter the size - whether it's a small trade vessel or a huge pirate ship - these waters claim them all. Sailors tell tall tales of seeing phantasmal ships in the distance, inhabited by the ghosts of those whose lives were taken and can’t move on.

To those who plan to set sail upon these waters, there is only one word of advice: Abandon all hope.

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