King Winton III

King Winton III

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Cough furball purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now, but fall asleep on the washing machine meowsiers for meeeeouw. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked one of these days

i'm going to get that red dot, just you wait and see for mark territory, knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish for hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy or trip on catnip. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl

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Cough furball purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now, but fall asleep on the washing machine meowsiers for meeeeouw. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked one of these days

i'm going to get that red dot, just you wait and see for mark territory, knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish for hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy or trip on catnip. Ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl